friend: how long does it take to get there?
me: about 5 songs
(Source: imthejesusofsuburbia)
#at one point steve remembers he got married to a stripper #and screams #I MARRIED A HOOKER #and thor looks absolutely offended and yells #HOW DARE YOU SHE’S A NICE LADY
#spoilers: the stripper is loki
I AM CRYING.
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Everything’s Better With Shipping (Original Song)
Basically exactly what the title says- a heartfelt ode to the pure enjoyment of wanting two characters to touch each other’s butts.
I LOVE YOU KIM
I LOOOOOVE YOU
ONE OF US. ONE OF US.
(via lemon-meringue)
